Oprah Black Billionaire or Black Billionaire that secretly funds a Vampire Militia

We got a good deal on today's question. The question is "what is the truth about Oprah". Now I know that much speculation has gone into the enigma that is Oprah Winfrey. Well today I shall alleviate all of those fears and shed light onto her dark past and bleak future. By looking at Oprah's Wikipedia page for about 2 minutes it is clear that no one really has any clue about where Oprah grew up. Luckily, I did some digging in the National Enquirer pages and found this 1 all important truth. Fact: Oprah is actually from a little country named Transylvania. After doing some more research work in the bowels of the Internet it is clear that she in fact is in direct lineage of Dracula himself. This next document proves this shocking and disturbing fact.
Another nail in the coffin if you will is that and I quote "Before January 29, 1954 there is not a single record of anyone named Oprah Winfrey existing".
Now sit back up because I know that you are on the edge of your seat. This irrefutable fact proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that Oprah is indeed a vampire. I know you are now asking yourself "Anonymous why are there no cases of her using her vampire powers if she is actually a vampire." Then Anonymous would answer your question as follows, FOOL why do you think she has a talk show in the first place. Have you ever heard of a little thing called Vampiric Hypnotism. Oprah Winfrey literally hypnotizes you into watching her television shows. "Winfrey was called "arguably the world's most powerful woman" by CNN and Time.com" Coincidence I think not. There is no possible way a woman with so much obscurity, Epinephrine and body fat could become worth 2.7 Billion dollars. You may be wondering Anonymous what is the big deal she uses vampire powers to get money and power, Dick Cheney does that all the time, so what is the big deal. I will tell you what the problem is. FACT: no male that has ever been on the Oprah show has ever not been called a rapist or felt emasculated. FACT: Oprah uses her Vampire Powers to Oprass(oppress) the male population. SHOCKED, ALARMED this blog is fresh out of fairytales and unicorns all we have left to serve is the COLD, HARD TRUTH. Oprah is using her power of manipulation to keep the males emasculated Proof is in Picture F. By empowering Women she is trying to keep the male population down so that she can raise up her army of vampire warriors. Think about it, who could stand against an army of Vampiric Warriors. Women, certainly not, dogs, getting warmer. No Men and only Men can stave off the forces of the undead warriors that hunger for the warm blood of mortals. Next we will talk about Oprahs vampire army, or as they are usually called.... Scientologists. FACT Scientology was created in order to mask a Vampire Militia the likes of which has never been seen before. Tom Cruise was not excited because he was in love with Katie Holmes, that's impossible. He was excited because they finally figured out a strategy to recruit young teenage girls (the most aptable candidates for Vampirism) That strategy was operation Twilight. Yes Twilight a series of books noted for their sickening Wishy-Washing pandering and emo vampires that sparkle and drink clamato juice. These books have changed the view of 11 year old girls on vampires from sickening creatures of the night to some kind of romanticized emo boy that plays baseball and wears makeup. These Twilight books are the cancer that is killing America. Now young girls and many boys look to people like Zack Effron, The Jonas Brothers and Ashton Kutcher for what it means to be a man. First off these are not real men, but women dressed as androgynous.... things. We should be looking towards men like Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis and Mr. Darcy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fitzwilliam_Darcy) on what it means to truly be a man. Now comes the important part. What can we do to stop all of this. I have come up with a few ways that we can use to win this war. 1. If you know a girl find her Twilight books and burn them. 2. Do not tolerate Scientology 3. Watch the movie Commando and First Blood at least once a week. 4. Join K.A.T.A.N.A. and you too can help fight the ever growing menace of the vampire army. Next time I tackle "who actually killed John F. Kennedy" Until then this is Anonymous the leader of K.A.T.A.N.A.