aww here it goes.

I break my silence today. I kept my mouth shut as long as I could but my readers need to know the cold hard truth. Don’t just believe everything you read on the internet. Alec Baldwin, the war in Afghanistan, Kenan and kel. A popular theory to be sure, but I’m here to bust this myth, Alec Baldwin has nothing to do with this. But what of Kenan and kel and the war in Afghanistan, I did some digging and let’s just say I came up with more than just earthworms. Its common knowledge that the most beloved sitcom of all time Kenan and kel aired from july 1996 to July 2000. What if I also told you the United States began the war in Afghanistan in 2001. You’re probably connecting some dots, but let me help you along. But first we need to enter the psychology of the human mind. Rome 1^st century BC, an age of iron and steel where ruthlessness prevailed, people of this time satiated their bloodlust by watching gladiators kill and be killed in the arena. This spectacle served to fill the void of ruthlessness and bloodshed that man needed. Let me throw a little quote at you. “Man needs only two things in life, carnal fulfillment and war” –Sigmun Freud. We can see evidence of man needing war fulfillment throughout history plainly and I won’t go into detail. But you may be asking yourself “what does this have to do with kenan and kel?” well let me throw some knowledge at you. The cold war, the aftermath of world war 2 and the fear of a war with the superpower Russia ended in 1991. For 3 years the world was left without bloodshed, war andwithout anything to fill the void. The world was a ticking time bomb just waiting to go off. But in 1994 something amazing happened something that changed us fundamentally, two unlikely heroes banded together to form a duo that would alter the face of this world. Kenan and kel joined the cast of a sketch comedy show called “all that”. These performances mesmerized America and the two quickly became a household name. Their sketch comedy was so good it filled the void we used to fill with war, death and hate. The two then went on to create the outstanding Kenan and kel, further cementing themselves as the ultimate stars. Their hijinks taught us many things, chief among them being that we shouldn’t live our lives filled with battle, but should focus on simple things that make us happy like orange soda and mischievous hijinks.  It seemed there would be no end to this peace… that is until july 2000, when the show aired its final episode and the duo split due to “creative differences.” From this it is no wonder the world went mad. Al-Quaeda attacked the twin towers and we inevitably found ourselves in another war. “Aww here it goes” indeed. 

BACK IN BUSINESS

The monkeys out of the bottle now. gratuitous testosterone is back, filled with those adrenaline fueled POSTS that make YOU want to GET UP out of your chair and GO PUNCH ORCA WHALES.

disclaimer: THERE IS NO DISCLAIMER GRATUITOUS TESTOSTERONE FULLY ENDORSES THE PUNCHING OF KILLER WHALES.

Genetic Memory

After weeks of boring through the primordial crust of the lies that this world was built upon i have emerged as a new man, enlightened... nay the only example that applies to this situation happened in our worlds fine history. Detailed in the historical records aptly named the lord of the rings i have emerged from the darkness as Gandalf has done long before me, becoming something else, becoming Gandalf the white. Through this time period I have discovered the truth to the universes utmost important question. What the FRACK happened to John F. Kennedy on November 22, 1963. Gentelman I can say that I have converted the Glucose of lies and have synthesized it into the Energy of truth stored in the ATP of my mind. First some backround story before before I set your pants on fire with the gasoline of knowledge and the fire of truth. John F. Kennedy was the 23rd president of the united states, born in Brookline, Massachusettes on Tuesday, May 29, 1917. He became our president did some "things" but we have more important matters to discuss. The Kennedy Curse, A series of tragic events that affected the Kennedy family. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kennedy_Curse Now im not a superstitious fellow I only believe in EMPIRICAL FACTS like werewolves and jedis. But I can tell you that the curse is real, and I can tell you the cause. But first some history. BLACKBEARD THE PIRATE. A notorious English pirate that sailed the Caribbean Seas. Legend(FACT) has it that his secret treasure is hidden somewhere among the Caribbean islands buried.... Or so historians tell us. I am here to say that this treasure was found but not by a pirate, it was found by none other than JOHN KENNEDY HIMSELF. But this Curse came at a price... A curse if you will. If the Pirates of the carribean is any indication, Pirates loot is cursed. This explains how John Kennedy became our president. But THE TRUTH IS STILL BURIED waiting. Now i will unearth it. First in order to see this I must show you photos of the John F. Kennedy autopsy pictures from various criminal investigation units of the entry point for the bullets.

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I came to this Truth by merging the FBI, CIA, NAVY and Dallas Doctors autopsy Ballistics reports.
now look at that image. Let it sink in for a while. Do you see it yet. That's right JOHN F KENNEDY'S ASSASSINATION IS ALL JUST AN ELABORATE TREASURE MAP. He new that the curse would eventually get him and that his blood would be the only thing to stop the curse, and he needed to leave a map so that his family could find it pour his blood into the treasure chest and end this nightmare that he had unleashed. But the Kennedy's (fools) still have not figured this out and to this day remain cursed. After delving in this ultimate truth I have one thing to say. In the immortal words of Gandalf "keep this secret.... keep it safe" for who knows what harm would befall this earth if the treasure was released into the wrong hands.

Gone with the Blastwave

I just wanted to share these internet comics with you guys
http://blastwavecomic.com/index.php?p=comic&nro=1
http://www.drmcninja.com/

STUDY!!!

Studying Biology too much stuff to do. The JFK assassination will be put off for a while because I have 2 tests next week as well. I can tell you though that if a doctor ever tells you that you need to take Catabolic Steroids (also called Corticosteroids) punch him in the face. He will try to convince you saying things like if we dont use catabolic steroids your swelling wont go down and you might die. If he states this punch him in the face and tell him you want anabolic steroids. He will make ridiculous claims like "that will make it even worse". Then you say this exact phrase "make it worse.... or make it EVEN BETTER"

Ambrosia

K.A.T.A.N.A. getting closer and closer to discovering the nectar of life... one step at a time

Oprah Black Billionaire or Black Billionaire that secretly funds a Vampire Militia

We got a good deal on today's question. The question is "what is the truth about Oprah". Now I know that much speculation has gone into the enigma that is Oprah Winfrey. Well today I shall alleviate all of those fears and shed light onto her dark past and bleak future. By looking at Oprah's Wikipedia page for about 2 minutes it is clear that no one really has any clue about where Oprah grew up. Luckily, I did some digging in the National Enquirer pages and found this 1 all important truth. Fact: Oprah is actually from a little country named Transylvania. After doing some more research work in the bowels of the Internet it is clear that she in fact is in direct lineage of Dracula himself. This next document proves this shocking and disturbing fact.
Another nail in the coffin if you will is that and I quote "Before January 29, 1954 there is not a single record of anyone named Oprah Winfrey existing".
Now sit back up because I know that you are on the edge of your seat. This irrefutable fact proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that Oprah is indeed a vampire. I know you are now asking yourself "Anonymous why are there no cases of her using her vampire powers if she is actually a vampire." Then Anonymous would answer your question as follows, FOOL why do you think she has a talk show in the first place. Have you ever heard of a little thing called Vampiric Hypnotism. Oprah Winfrey literally hypnotizes you into watching her television shows. "Winfrey was called "arguably the world's most powerful woman" by CNN and Time.com" Coincidence I think not. There is no possible way a woman with so much obscurity, Epinephrine and body fat could become worth 2.7 Billion dollars. You may be wondering Anonymous what is the big deal she uses vampire powers to get money and power, Dick Cheney does that all the time, so what is the big deal. I will tell you what the problem is. FACT: no male that has ever been on the Oprah show has ever not been called a rapist or felt emasculated. FACT: Oprah uses her Vampire Powers to Oprass(oppress) the male population. SHOCKED, ALARMED this blog is fresh out of fairytales and unicorns all we have left to serve is the COLD, HARD TRUTH. Oprah is using her power of manipulation to keep the males emasculated Proof is in Picture F. By empowering Women she is trying to keep the male population down so that she can raise up her army of vampire warriors. Think about it, who could stand against an army of Vampiric Warriors. Women, certainly not, dogs, getting warmer. No Men and only Men can stave off the forces of the undead warriors that hunger for the warm blood of mortals. Next we will talk about Oprahs vampire army, or as they are usually called.... Scientologists. FACT Scientology was created in order to mask a Vampire Militia the likes of which has never been seen before. Tom Cruise was not excited because he was in love with Katie Holmes, that's impossible. He was excited because they finally figured out a strategy to recruit young teenage girls (the most aptable candidates for Vampirism) That strategy was operation Twilight. Yes Twilight a series of books noted for their sickening Wishy-Washing pandering and emo vampires that sparkle and drink clamato juice. These books have changed the view of 11 year old girls on vampires from sickening creatures of the night to some kind of romanticized emo boy that plays baseball and wears makeup. These Twilight books are the cancer that is killing America. Now young girls and many boys look to people like Zack Effron, The Jonas Brothers and Ashton Kutcher for what it means to be a man. First off these are not real men, but women dressed as androgynous.... things. We should be looking towards men like Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis and Mr. Darcy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fitzwilliam_Darcy) on what it means to truly be a man. Now comes the important part. What can we do to stop all of this. I have come up with a few ways that we can use to win this war. 1. If you know a girl find her Twilight books and burn them. 2. Do not tolerate Scientology 3. Watch the movie Commando and First Blood at least once a week. 4. Join K.A.T.A.N.A. and you too can help fight the ever growing menace of the vampire army. Next time I tackle "who actually killed John F. Kennedy" Until then this is Anonymous the leader of K.A.T.A.N.A.